Teacher Student Arguments That Turned Into Super Funny Jokes

 

These four guys were enrolled in an Organic Chemistry class at Duke University. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, that each had an "A" for the semester. These guys were so confident that they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends the weekend before finals. After all the hardy-partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until Monday morning. Since they were late for the final, they decided to make an excuse to the professor so they could take a make-up exam. Later on in the day, they found their professor and explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final. The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points, something simple about free radical formation. "Cool" they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was: (For 95 points): Which tire?

(Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Other teachers were trooping in one after the other to join in the feisty argument) ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and combatant fight! Teachers manoeuvring themselves in the presence of their pupils. CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or Ill balance your equation with acid and base. MATHS TEACHER: Please! Please!... Stop, before I divide and subtract your names from our teachers list. CRE TEACHER: Oh God of Nazareth, forgive them cause they do not know what they are doing. ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human behaviour, I will draw a scale of preference to know who is at fault. MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both of you lack voices to win an argument, your phonet is voiceless, your treble and your auto lack vocal sound. HISTORY TEACHER: I will compare this fight with that of fight between the Greeks and the Persians in 245 AD. BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between these two species of Homo sapiens. The knot of your Medula Oblongata is loosing. I must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis. Comment below on which Teacher nailed it.??

One boring Monday morning, Mr Smith, our English teacher entered the class and addressed us. He started: "Lets show the principal and our guest how much we have learnt so far this year. Lets do some comparatives. So I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest and on and on like that."We all nodded, looking very tired." Mr Smith: Big - Class: (All chorused) Big, bigger ,biggest. Mr Smith: Clean - Class: Clean, cleaner, cleanest. Mr Smith: Tall - Class: Tall, taller, tallest. Mr Smith: (Smiling) Very good - Class: Very good, very gooder, very goodest. Mr Smith: Oh gosh! - Class: Oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest. Mr Smith: Stop it now! - Class: Stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest. Mr Smith: Oh please! - Class: Oh please, oh pleaser, oh pleasest. Mr Smith: Look at me! - Class: Look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est. Mr Smith: What a disgrace! - Class: What a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgracest. Mr. Smith furiously left the class.

There was a girl Henry really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message saying, "I love you so much, I wanna date you. Please reply and tell me how you feel about me." A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the reply until the next morning when he will be less tensed. When he woke up the next day, he said his prayers, did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took his bath and combed his hair, then jumped back to his bed and gently picked up his phone to read the message. So he started reading: "Dear customer you have insufficient balance to complete your request. kindly recharge your account and try again. Thank you."

One day, Jimmy was in class when the teacher walked in. After teaching for sometime, the teacher decided to make the class an interactive one. Here's what ensued. Teacher: Who is a pharmacist? Only Jimmy raised up his hand.Teacher: Is it only Jimmy who's in this class?Still there was nobody else to answer the question except Jimmy. Teacher: Ok Jimmy, answer the question. But before you do, take this cane and beat everybody in the class with it. Jimmy, filled with happiness, did as his teacher said and beat all his classmates with the cane in his hands. Teacher: Now you can answer the question Jimmy. Tell these dumb students who a pharmacist is. Jimmy: A pharmacist is a farmer who assist people.The teacher fainted!